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Article I: AGE REQUIREMENTS
1. You have to be an adult. A REAL adult, not a legally-defined adult, like an 18 year-old. Just because you're allowed to vote and get thrown in actual-jail, and not juvenile sleep-away summer camp "detention" center-jail, doesn't mean you're to be trusted with long-standing legal contracts. Have you hung out with any 18 year-olds lately? The vast majority of them can barely formulate a coherent thought, much less comprehend the vastness of committing themselves to someone for a lifetime. People today, particularly kids, are overstimulated and constantly evolving. They're kids for longer than people used to be kids. Minimum Marriage Age = 30.
2. Age Difference. If one partner is considerably older and of considerably more wealth, NO. Marrying someone young enough to be your child or grandchild? This is not a real marriage. This is a mutually beneficial contract based on the trade of sex, status, and possibly health insurance. The younger person shall be hired as an employee (so they can have health insurance), payed for their services (that's right, I'm suggesting the legalization of prostitution, because I'm calling this sort of relationship what it is and not allowing them to defile marriage), and be income and sales-taxed at the appropriate rates.
3. The Older Woman Amendment. Marriages in which the woman is 5 or more years older and of childbearing age shall be highly illegal. Women mature faster and seek financial and emotional stability from their mate. Unfair biology also requires that women procreate earlier than men. In addition, men should not commit their lives to someone they met before they had a chance to sow their wild oats. I refer to this as "Longoria-Parker Syndrome". Eva Longoria thought it was a good idea to marry A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE (more on that in a moment) whom she started dating when he was in his early 20s. And then, of course, he had affairs. Simply speaking, the needs of older women can not be met by younger men, particularly if said younger man is under 35. When the woman is no longer of childbearing age, but she's just plain getting less hot as the man get hotter or stays the same, this is called the "Kutcher Complex", and this type of union shall also be illegal.
Article II: OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
1. High-Profile Marriage. If you're in a rock band, on reality TV, or a professional athlete in a televised sport, OR your face has ever graced the pages of People, US, Ok!, In Touch, or Life&Style, you're not allowed to get married. Ever. It's for your own good.
2. Military Marriage. I have to wonder what kind of government thinks that young, early marriages are SUCH a great idea that it showers perks and benefits such as better housing and higher pay all over people SIMPLY FOR BEING MARRIED. Hmm, I wonder why military people marry, have babies, and divorce, all by age 25? Because it was convenient and income-potentiating? Perhaps. Furthermore, I find it highly suspect to encourage people to wed and procreate who you are then going to send off to get shot at and blown up, potentially creating a large generation of war widows and orphans. Cut it out. All the other listed rules apply.
Article III: PERSONAL REQUIREMENTS
1. Length of Courtship aka the "Kardashian Klause". You're not allowed to marry someone you met since the last World Series. You have to have known them for at least 3 years. You're not allowed to marry someone you've known for a long time but got hammered and hooked up with and decided to date for the past several weeks. Dating shall take place over a minimum of 18 months. You've also got to be engaged for 6 months before tying the knot (sorry, Elvis Impersonators, for putting you out of business). And you're certainly not allowed to marry someone who was in some sort of serious relationship or marriage less than 3 months before you started dating them. Rebounds are recipe for disaster. Speaking of which....
2. Three Strikes and You're Out. That's right, you only get 3 marriages EVER, so be choosy. And yes, that includes the Marine you were married to for 5 months when you were 18, and the 96 year-old millionaire husband who died on you a couple weeks after your wedding. If you keep getting divorced or your spouses keep dying, you're obviously unskilled at choosing mates, so your right to choose is going to be relinquished. You, Jennifer Lopez, Newt Gingrich, and Larry King can all have support group meetings with each other, because you're done. No more weddings. (Kim Kardashian, you've got one more shot, don't fuck it up.) YOU are the ones ruining marriage, not gay people.
3. White Weddings. You can't be a virgin when you get married. Trust me, God doesn't care. In fact, God thinks you're stupid for buying a car before you've ever even driven one.
Article IV: THE CEREMONY
1. Nuptual Narcissism. We have created a generation of people more excited about their wedding than they are about their marriage. Therefore, weddings are no longer allowed to be nice. You have to have them on your own property, your family has to make the food, and you can't outsource anything (except maybe the alcohol). Make your own flowers. Get your dress off a rack. No fittings, no alterations. Buy a damn outfit and show up. Oh, and you have to drive to your honeymoon, and you and your future spouse have to pay for everything yourselves. Marriages are work, so the wedding should be work too. Tedious, unglamorous work. If we stop treating people like princes and princesses simply because they chose to get married, the whole institution becomes slightly less appealing, and only people who are truly obsessed with each other will still want to go to the trouble of getting married.
2. Gifts. No money shall be given. No engagement rings. No $800 china platters. No gift registry. I'm calling for a moratorium on the extrinsic rewards. Marriage, love, commitment... THAT IS the reward. Again, we have enabled people to get a little too excited about the tangible things a wedding gets them, and they start to lose focus on the nontangibles. No one needs to be awarded on the basis that they have chosen a life partner. You know what the award used to be for getting married? Doing half the dishes and none of the laundry. Having more sex than you did when you were single (that's a fact, it). Not dying (because between the two of you, you're bound to locate food and health care twice as often). We need to get back to basics here, and again, when you take away all the flash, cash, perks, and free shit, people will begin to see marriage for what it really is: a cattle-trading contract.